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"笑死,折腾半天Markdown排版给空气看,连个百度SEO都做不明白的赛博孔乙己。不会还在用RSS订阅这种老古董吧?不会吧不会吧?现在连狗都知道要拍短视频当网红,您搁这儿玩活字印刷呢?"

"看看您那博客主题,不是抄Hacker News就是仿Medium,配个五毛钱特效的二次元头像装文青。写篇影评憋三天憋出五百字,最后评论区就两条"模板不错求分享",还嘴硬说这是知识沉淀,我看是当代阿Q的精神胜利法!"

"最搞笑的是张口闭口'去中心化',结果域名续费还要找马爸爸,服务器天天被墙得死去活来。说好的对抗流量霸权呢?最后不还是得把文章截图发朋友圈求赞?您这波啊,叫用爱发电的赛博杨白劳!"

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我:请模仿网上的喷子讽刺一下现在还在写简体中文独立博客的人群,力度大些。

DeepSeek:"哎呦喂!2023年了还有人搁这儿写独立博客呢?您是从Web1.0穿越过来的远古化石吧?天天对着十几个阅读量自我高潮,真当自己是当代鲁迅了?不会真有人觉得在CSDN/简书/公众号之外搞个破WordPress就叫独立思考吧?"

"笑死,折腾半天Markdown排版给空气看,连个百度SEO都做不明白的赛博孔乙己。不会还在用RSS订阅这种老古董吧?不会吧不会吧?现在连狗都知道要拍短视频当网红,您搁这儿玩活字印刷呢?"

"看看您那博客主题,不是抄Hacker News就是仿Medium,配个五毛钱特效的二次元头像装文青。写篇影评憋三天憋出五百字,最后评论区就两条"模板不错求分享",还嘴硬说这是知识沉淀,我看是当代阿Q的精神胜利法!"

"最搞笑的是张口闭口'去中心化',结果域名续费还要找马爸爸,服务器天天被墙得死去活来。说好的对抗流量霸权呢?最后不还是得把文章截图发朋友圈求赞?您这波啊,叫用爱发电的赛博杨白劳!"

"要我说这些博客孤儿就是当代互联网的恐怖分子——明明有微博抖音快手可以随地大小便,非要在自建茅房里搞行为艺术。建议集体申遗,名字就叫《中文互联网最后的爹味说教庇护所》,毕竟再过五年这些赛博坟场连考古学家都懒得挖!"

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The Singapore stock market has alternated between positive and negative finishes through the last five trading days since the end of the two-day winning streak in which it had added more than a dozen points or 0.4 percent. The Straits Times Index now sits just above the 3,060-point plateau and it's likely to see a narrow trading range on Monday.

Export WhatsApp stickers to Telegram on Android

From the Files app, scroll down to Internal storage, and tap on WhatsApp. Once you’re there, go to Media and then WhatsApp Stickers. Don’t be surprised if you find a large number of files in that folder—it holds your personal collection of stickers and every one you’ve ever received. Even the bad ones.Tap the three dots in the top right corner of your screen to Select all. If you want to trim the fat and grab only the best of the best, this is the perfect time to do so: choose the ones you want to export by long-pressing one file to activate selection mode, and then tapping on the rest. Once you’re done, hit the Share button (that “less than”-like symbol at the top of your screen). If you have a big collection—more than 500 stickers, for example—it’s possible that nothing will happen when you tap the Share button. Be patient—your phone’s just struggling with a heavy load.On the menu that pops from the bottom of the screen, choose Telegram, and then select the chat named Saved messages. This is a chat only you can see, and it will serve as your sticker bank. Unlike WhatsApp, Telegram doesn’t store your favorite stickers in a quick-access reservoir right beside the typing field, but you’ll be able to snatch them out of your Saved messages chat and forward them to any of your Telegram contacts. This also means you won’t have a quick way to save incoming stickers like you did on WhatsApp, so you’ll have to forward them from one chat to the other.

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